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Boy: what is your name?
Me: xiuwen
Kids: stingray??!
Me: -_-

Boy: what we call you?
Me: miss chen
Boy: miss chin?

Me: you remember what is my name?
Boy: yes
Me: very good, the other boy cannot remember. So what is my name?
Boy: actually i forgot.

Girl: how old are you?
Me: you guess?
Girl: 42?
Me: *jaw drop* huh I look like 42?!!
Girl: then how old are you?
Me: 24
Girl: you are the opposite of my mom. 
I guess I really look like I have a primary school kid when people all start thinking I'm a parent. 

*discussing why one should study*
Me: if you don't study,  next time you cannot teach you kid.
Boy: then I ask the mom to teach lo!

Kids nowadays are so smart huh?