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My funnies posts will be coming to an end soon...unless I find more funnies in my life.

Boy: Teacher, can I go toilet?
Me: Okay.
*walks back*
Boy: Teacher, the next class very quiet ah.
Me: So why you all cannot be quiet like them?

Happened a few times as more of them went to the toilet.

Girl: Teacher, the next class really very quiet.
Me: So why this class so noisy.
Girl: Cause you never write quiet on the blog, I saw the other teacher write.

*after writing*
Me: The class is still not quiet.
Girl: You must put a lot of !!!

From my friend

Boy: How much is this book? $2?
Friend: No, it's very expensive.
Boy: Oh, I know! 3 dollars!!!

Even though I always think kids have the memory of goldfish, recently I went back to where I went recently and I'm so touched when some of the kids remembered me and even said hi to me. :') It's like they like me! 

Japan, Tokyo - Ueno Zoo

Continuation from the previous Japan post.

Was randomly walking and found this shuttle that goes to UENO zoo which is where I was heading to. It goes to Skytree, Asakusa, Ueno and some other places which I can't remember now. I'm sorry to say my memory failed me and I also forgot how much the ride cost.

First time taking 'public' bus in Japan, although this is not really a public bus.

Mandatory photo with the pandas outside the zoo. 

Zoo tickets always have the cutest pictures. They have a special price for tourist! 

Pandas always attract the most attention in zoos. I think Japanese has an exceptional love for pandas. I always see panda's merchandises whereever I go. 

I love elephants too. They are such big and sensitive creatures. I remember I once said I wanted to be an elephant trainer because I wanted to be kissed by them after watching the elephant show at the Singapore zoo.

重量级！

What's this? Looks abit like an alien. Is it sticking it's tongue out at me?

Another photo with some pandas again. I need pupil enlarging lens!

Since I'm the tallest, does that make me the grandmother?

Penguins penguins everywhere!

At the children's area, you get to touch the animals! Goat has a different feel from sheep. They have a pricky touch to them.

Their tram is so special, it's actually hanging upside down.

Is this an hybrid? Deer and zebra?

Reminds me of madagascar.

This animal looks like a cat but an evil cat. It's sitting there like a boss. 

Hippopotamus

Even though I didn't get to see the gorillas, I felt that this sign was quite funny.

One more photo with the panda before leaving the zoo. My fringe really %^#$%^.

I took this picture because I was so surprised that Japan actually sells milo. 

My cup of milo 

 

They even have a panda box for you to post letters outside the zoo.

I got to wear my tattoo leggings in Japan. How? Do you think it's nice?

9.10.2013

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I was taking cab that was a distance of about 3 bus stops. 

Me : Xxx 8

Taxi driver : This is Xxx 8

Oops, awkward. 

Today I was fetching students for the first time and I had difficulty looking for them because apparently they were having m.t lessons so they were in different classes instead of their actual one.

So I went to the wrong Malay class and the teacher was very nice and asked one of the student to bring me to the class. Haha, but apparent the student also didn't know where is the class. 

While we were looking for the class. 

Boy: Your child is Malay? 

Hahaha, I must really look old like a mother now. 

After collecting the students, we were walking to the library, I felt like a mother duck with 4 little ducklings behind me. So cute!

Pic credit

 Anyway I wasn't feeling well in the afternoon suddenly. I was having a break and drinking milo when I started seeing stars while I was looking at my phone and I thought it was my phone screen that was spoilt. After I went back, I felt pain at my right eye/hand and after that I started to feel nausea. During my lunch time I tried to take a rest but after a hour, I still didn't feel well so I took half day off. I can be a doctor! Haha, I cured myself by having a 2 hours nap. So I guess I didn't have enough sleep. So remember to have enough rest and drink enough water! 

Aging

Today at 10 plus, I saw all the primary 6 students. If they are not taking higher Chinese, they have moved on to the next part of their journey. 

I cannot remember how I felt when my PSLE ended last time. It was more than 10 years ago!