Funnies 6

Me: You all know the teacher who brought you all here? 

Girl: oh, the handsome teacher? 

Girl: Teacher, can you use your phone and take photo of us? 

Me: why? 

Girl: You can take photo of us and show your husband.

Girl: Teacher are you married? 

Me: why? How old you think I am?

Girl 1: I think poly 

Girl 2: I think sister 

Me: so how old is that? 

Girl 1: like 28 years old

Me: -_-

Girl: teacher, why you're always smiling? (She judged me based 5 mins of meeting me.) Do you ever get angry?

Me: I seldom get angry.

*shows the monster side of me* 

Girl: Teacher are you angry? 

Me: Yes!!! 

Girl: Teacher, I thought you say you never get angry. 

*after making me angry*

Girl: Teacher, will forgive me? 

How to stay angry at kids???!!

Me: *leaving* Bye! 

Girls: Teacher give me hi-5. 

Boy: am I a good boy? 

Me: yes, you are a good boy.

Boy: am I a good boy or all of us are good?

Me: you are all good boyssss!